MARCH 31, 2026 at 6 PM ROOM 208 – Village Properties 56835 Venture Lane, Sunriver, OR 97707
REHEARSALS: 6 pm at Room 208
APRIL 6,7,8,9,10, 20,21,22, 27,28,29
MAY: 4,5,6, 11,12,13, 18,19,20, 25,26,27
Move to Sunriver Christian Fellowship Church
JUNE 1 – Tech 2 – Dress
SHOW: JUNE 3, 4, 5
SYNOPSIS: Nick Noir, private eye, has fallen on hard times. His botched last case has cost him whatever jobs may have come his way. Now he’s at the end of his rope and is forced to fire his devoted secretary, Selma. This is until a call from Coco Purvis offering a tantalizing case that just might solve all of his problems!
CAST OF CHARACTERS ( and they all are!) # of Lines listed for each character
NICK NOIR……..a Humphrey Bogart wannabe private eye. He wears a trench coat and fedora, talks out the side of his mouth and addresses the audience frequently. 358
SELMA…………….Nick’s devoted secretary. She’s behind the times fashion-wise, but she’s got her BlackBerry and a brain as backup. 174
BOBBIE SUE………a brassy waitress who wants to be a country singer…and everybody knows it, because she likes to sing. The trouble is, she can’t. Boy, has she got a secret! 89
BONBON PURVIS……..a classic straight-back, strait-laced no-nonsense business owner who is suspicious of everyone and everything… and is thus suspicious herself! 87
HENRY HIGGINS HICKENBOTTOM….a typical young guy just beginning to make his way in the world. So why is he dressed up and acting like his grandpa? 60
COCO PURVIS……..a prematurely white-haired sweetie-pie who really brings the home into home cooking! 108
FRANCOIS LEPEW……a Frenchman through and through. So what’s he doing sitting in a coffee shop hiding behind his newspaper? 59
GEORGIA GORE…….a restaurant critic who tries to blend in so nobody knows what she is really up to. 30
YOLANDA LAMB……a mysterious woman dressed all in black, complete with a black hat and veil. So what’s she hiding? 53
JUNIPER BERRY…….a perky breath of fresh air. So whose side is she on? 46