

Auditions
Tuesday, March 31st – 6:00 PM
Village Properties
56835 Venture Lane, Room 208 (Upstairs)
Sunriver, OR 97707
Rehearsals
Village Properties
56835 Venture Lane, Room 208 (Upstairs)
Sunriver, OR 97707
6:00 PM
April
Monday 6th, Tuesday 7th, Wednesday 8th, Thursday 9th, Friday 10th,
Monday, 27th, Tuesday 28th, and Wednesday 29th
May
Monday 4th, Tuesday 5th, Wednesday 6th
Monday 11th, Tuesday 12th, Wednesday 13th
Monday 18th, Tuesday 19th, Wednesday 20th
Monday 25th, Tuesday 26th, Wednesday 27th
June
Move to Sunriver Christian Fellowship Church
Monday June 1st – Tech 2 – Dress Rehearsal
Performances
Wednesday, June 3rd
Thursday, June 4th
Friday, June 5th
Synopsis
Nick Noir, private eye, has fallen on hard times. His botched last case has cost him whatever jobs may have come his way. Now he’s at the end of his rope and is forced to fire his devoted secretary, Selma. This is until a call from Coco Purvis offering a tantalizing case that just might solve all of his problems!
Cast of Characters ( and they all are!)
| Character | Description | Number of Lines |
| NICK NOIR | A Humphrey Bogart wannabe private eye. He wears a trench coat and fedora, talks out the side of his mouth and addresses the audience frequently. | 358 |
| SELMA | Nick’s devoted secretary. She’s behind the times fashion-wise, but she’s got her BlackBerry and a brain as backup. | 174 |
| BOBBIE SUE | A brassy waitress who wants to be a country singer…and everybody knows it, because she likes to sing. The trouble is, she can’t. Boy, has she got a secret! | 89 |
| BONBON PURVIS | A classic straight-back, strait-laced no-nonsense business owner who is suspicious of everyone and everything… and is thus suspicious herself! 87 | 87 |
| HENRY HIGGINS HICKENBOTTOM | A typical young guy just beginning to make his way in the world. So why is he dressed up and acting like his grandpa? | 60 |
| COCO PURVIS | A prematurely white-haired sweetie-pie who really brings the home into home cooking! | 108 |
| FRANCOIS LEPEW | A Frenchman through and through. So what’s he doing sitting in a coffee shop hiding behind his newspaper? | 59 |
| GEORGIA GORE | A restaurant critic who tries to blend in so nobody knows what she is really up to. | 30 |
| YOLANDA LAMB | A mysterious woman dressed all in black, complete with a black hat and veil. So what’s she hiding? | 53 |
| JUNIPER BERRY | A perky breath of fresh air. So whose side is she on? | 46 |
